018 - the answer is drugs

Look how rippling my arm muscles are! They are so huge that it’s actually kind of gross.

this one time i took so many drugs that morgan freeman materialized right in front of me

he leaned in right next to my ear and whispered “stay in school” before disappearing in a puff of smoke that smelled faintly of wisdom

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