125 – this is how science works

All I can taste is monkey butt, and I don’t like it. No sir, I do not like it one bit.

be wary of anyone who tries to give you medicine of any kind

odds are that the “medicine” is animal junk in pill or liquid form

if you’re lucky it’ll be gorilla junk and you’ll get super strong

or panda junk, which will make you cute but badly equipped for survival and reproduction

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