293 – ego booster seat
Then I married ALL of the princesses, after the Adventure Land supreme court overturned their anti-bigamy laws in a landmark ruling!
I know these stories seem made up. I’ve had a tough week, okay? Let me have this.
This is the same pose I struck after I killed the dragon! My face was more red and sweaty of course, because of the hardcore beatboxing. Which definitely happened.
Then I married ALL of the princesses, after the Adventure Land supreme court overturned their anti-bigamy laws in a landmark ruling!
I know these stories seem made up. I’ve had a tough week, okay? Let me have this.