376 – magnum opus
Party trick: breathily whisper “poos” directly into the ear of ANYONE who is distracted, and not paying attention to you.
All of your friends will leave you. You will be alone. Ta-dah!
Fletcher is never picking up a pencil again. It’s all permanent marker from here on out, because apparently whenever he tries to write, he craps out pure gold.
Party trick: breathily whisper “poos” directly into the ear of ANYONE who is distracted, and not paying attention to you.
All of your friends will leave you. You will be alone. Ta-dah!